Thursday, May 24, 2012

Le Grille, what the hell is Le Grille?

We're getting close to Summer, which means one thing:



Yup, it's BBQ season.

When we moved into the Money Pit, Dan's brother-in-law (you'll hear a lot more about him later, trust me) gave us his old charcoal grill. He's a good little grill, and did all that we asked of him. Then, enter the Stok. A housewarming gift from my parents. 

This is the Megatron of grills, coming with interchangeable plates to grill kabobs, pizza, whole chickens, you name it.


Megatron however, came in many pieces.




In many pieces, and with complicated directions.
 


I think the old grill is mocking us.




Did I mention we were having company over in an hour?


Oh, I did?  Multiple times? 






My bad.


But it all worked out in the end. 





And damn does Megatron know how to grill.




Thursday, April 19, 2012

Some things you can't DIY...

One morning I woke up to let Max out to do his business,
and was met with this.




How does this even happen?

(apparently it happens from crappy locksmiths doing a crappy job)

So, after way too many hours of research, how-to videos, and this




with all the accompanying swearing and banging, we knew we had to call in the pros.

I'm happy to say that we now have a fully functioning back door (hehe), and a couple of new Yelp reviews to leave.


Tuesday, March 20, 2012

We're back!


I apologize for being such a lame and absent blogger. How can I make it up to you? Would a giant sea monster help? Yes? Good.


The first room we finished was our guest room. You remember the room, the one with the, ehm, lovely wall art?




At first I couldn’t wait to rip that sucker down, but then it started to speak to me. Combined with the fact that each individual mirror was seriously cemented to the wall, and we had no interest in re-sheet rocking the damn thing, the mirror stays.


When life gives you a giant retro schooner, what else can you do but create a steampunk, ocean themed room?


We started by switching out the floral light fixture (the old owners used the room as a dining room) with the one they left hanging in the bedroom, which had a sort of boat wheel feel.





And painted the room a cool, almost denim blue.


Now comes the fun part. Have I mentioned my obsession with vinyl wall decals?


I mean, how can you have a steampunk, ocean room without a kraken?


And how difficult can it be to put a sticker on a wall?


The instructions sure look simple enough.



Yup, easy breezy…when it’s a big rectangle...but our kraken was a tad more complicated.



Step One, the test run: Match up the decal pieces, and tape them up on the wall (do not remove the backing!) and mark where each piece will go.



Step Two: Remove all of the sheets, without forgetting where each one is supposed to go. Repeat steps one and two as necessary.

Step Three: Find the first sheet, and carefully peel off the protective backing. Press it into place on the wall, and use a credit card to scrape it flat and remove any air pockets.



Step Four: Remove the application tape by slowly peeling straight down.



Of course here's where the instructions are lacking. They entirely gloss over Step Five (repeatedly getting the decal stuck to itself), Step Six (cursing at the decal to get it to unstick itself), and Step Seven (threatening the decal with a razor).



Now simply do this for each sheet until finished (or divorced).



Totally worth the trouble!

We finished the room off with some prints we purchased off of Etsy. I just taped up paper where I wanted them to go, and Dan hammered them in place.







Before:


After:

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Leaf me alone

Our beautiful, tranquil, isolated yard betrayed us. Stupid Fall.



So what do you do when nature drops a crap-ton of leaves all over you?

You make a trip to Home Depot for lawn refuse bags and rakes, and then return about six times for more bags.

And then you call your parents to come with the truck to help you bring home the sweet deal you found on clearance lawn furniture (thanks Dad!).


And then you rake, and rake, and rake, and rake...


and drag the full bags out to the curb and pray that they're picked up.


Success!

Now we can enjoy our leaf-free (for now) yard.

and gloat that our clearance furniture has doubled in price!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Back to School

All houses have their quirks. You know, the things that you stare at and wonder "why the flip did the last owners do this" (see also: rouge toilet and oven-less kitchen). Well, here's another one.

We have a, well I'll call it a wall. Although I think it's more of a piece of plywood covering a gaping hole between the kitchen and bathroom. As curious as I am to peak behind it, after reading
House of Leaves I know better than to crawl through mystery hallways.

So, rather than mess with it, we opted to simply make it fit in a bit better with the rest of our house.

We considered wallpapering it, but that didn't feel right after the weeks we spent tearing down the world's ugliest wallpaper. Instead we decided to paint it, and for fun rather than regular paint, we used:
Here's an almost before. I got a little excited to start, and forgot to take a real before picture. Bad blogger. You can see the side of our kitchen cabinets, which hopefully will be white someday, a bit of our metallic backsplash, and then the bathroom door in our gray hallway.

The application is pretty simple. Tape off anything you want to protect, then apply the first coat with a paint brush--the paint is a bit goopier then regular paint, and won't really stick to the wall if you use a roller to start with. Once dry, apply further coats, this time using a roller for the smoothest results. It took us three coats to be happy with the results.



And here it is finished, and serving as the menu board for our Housewarming Party!






Friday, November 18, 2011

Killing a Muppet

Our house came with a green, shag carpet.
What is that you say? Yes, it was really sweet ... in 1976. But for our modern looking house it stood out like, well, like a green shag carpet.

We pulled the rug up and found some pennies, lots of dust, and some report cards from the son of the former owner of our house. Not very good grades so no surprise they were hidden under the green beast.


Erin checked Clifton’s garbage requirements (available on most town websites) and saw that for us to throw out a rug, we needed to cut it into sections. So I armed myself with a blade and a box of twine.

I wasn’t able to cut through the green monster, but I was able to score it with the blade and then bend it over and break it. In the end, I got it into nice, tied-up little piles that the garbagemen gladly took.

The green muppet carpet was in my office, so I replaced it with this.

Time spent: 15 minutes
Cost: $0 to slay the beast, $250 for the rug


Sunday, November 13, 2011

I See a White Wall and Want to Paint it Grey

A house with all white walls leaves a lot to the imagination for new homeowners. Years of living in apartments where we weren’t allowed to paint the walls (I admit my Bayonne apartment years totally violated that concept) left us wanting to cover these white walls with Bob Ross enthusiasm.


This was one of the rooms from my old Bayonne apartment. Once described as a “bag of Skittles” we had a green billiards room, a red & black office, an orange living room, and a blue striped kitchen.

Erin had a few color ideas for our living room and bedroom so we went to Home Depot to get some color cards. We brought them home, taped them up on the wall, discussed which ones we did and didn’t like, and ultimately chose to paint the living room “Sparrow,” the hallway and stairwell “Anonymous” and the bedroom “Subtle Touch.” Each a different shade of grey.


To brighten things up we decided to do the kitchen yellow (a contrast to our new black countertops and stainless steel appliances, though we’ll cover the entire kitchen process in a later blog). The other rooms we selected at a later time (we’ll cover each additional room in later blogposts).


Once we selected the colors we went back to Home Depot and brought John, my brother-in-law, with us to help select paint and painting gear. We opted for low VOC paint (VOC stands for volatile organic compound. Paint with VOC is potentially dangerous and often smelly). Knowing we needed at least two coats of paint, we got two buckets of the living room paint, two buckets for the stairwell and hallway, and one bucket each for the kitchen and bedroom). Six buckets of paint set us back about $220 (about $36 each).


We were fortunate to be able to borrow a lot of painting equipment from John but still had to get some painter’s tape (we went with green Frogtape, on John’s recommendation - about $7.50 a roll). We also had to get some small paint rollers and plastic disposable paint tray liners (total for that was $30).


Things we borrowed from John that you will need to consider buying:

    • Paint rollers (large and mini)
    • Metal paint trays
    • Drop cloths
    • Medium sized paint brushes
    • Paint edger
    • Paint roller extender poles
    • Ladders

If I had to estimate, to paint an entire house with new paint and all new equipment, expect to budget about $500. So yeah, John’s painting supplies saved us at least $100 or so.


After you have your paint supplies you will need to do some prep work. We were lucky to have a few guests (my friend Mike and his wife Katie) stop by to help us.


File photo of Mike & Katie.


So with a force of five, we got the living room ready for painting. This entailed:

    • Removing light switch plates and central air vent plates.
    • Covering them with painter’s tape.
    • Laying down drop cloths.
    • Putting painter’s tape around the edges/molding.

Once all the painter’s tape is up, we opened the paint cans with a flathead screwdriver and stirred them with wooden stirring sticks (you can grab a handful for free at Home Depot at the paint mixing area). Lay some cardboard down to place the paint cans, paint rollers, and paint bins on as this will prevent too much paint getting on the drop cloths and getting dragged through your house.


After the paint is stirred, put the plastic tray liners in the metal trays and pour the paint into it. Use the medium paintbrush to clean off the paint can of dripping paint. Once the paint is poured, go around the edges of the room (i.e. where the painter’s tape is at) first with the medium sized paintbrush and then over that with the mini roller. This will give you an outline to paint into and the mini rollers will smooth out the paint (since the brush will leaves brush marks).

Mike taping things up.


Me putting down tape.

Once the room is outlined, just like you learned in kindergarten, use the bigger paint rollers to paint within the lines. I’ve seen on some home improvement shows that you should paint in V patterns, but we did vertical strokes (huh, I said stroke) and it came out fine.

John painting.


Once the paint has dried, add a second coat of paint (and if needed, a third). Paint drying can take a few hours and on humid days sometimes longer. After all coats of paint are done, remove the painter’s tape and voila, you have a painted room. Since we opted to not paint the ceiling or the crown molding, we used the paint edger and the medium brush the ensure straight edges around the molding. We also bought a small jar of white paint to spot touch the ceiling and molding (since no matter what painter’s tape you use, there will be some seepage).


So that’s that. As I mentioned, we will go room by room discussing what we did, the paint we chose and other accessories.


Time spent: Living room, hallway, and bedroom = 2 days
Cost: About $200